Biniam Tekle wrote:
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>
> Hey Dehaiers,
>
> Enjoy!
>
> Blessings
> Biniam
>
> Subject: DID YOU KNOW ...
>
> The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and
> stupidity.
>
> If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>
> Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull.... before.
>
> Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3
> friends. If they're OK, you're it.
>
> Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
>
> A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
>
> It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in
> rats.
>
> Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
>
> If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
> COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget
> where you live.
>
> The trouble with doing something right the first time is that
> nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
>
> It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
> warning to others.
>
> Bo's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
>
> Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy
> to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.
>
> A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you
> feel happy to be on your way.
>
> Clothes make the person. Naked people have little or no influence on
> society.
>
> Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where
> you left them to where you can't find them.
>
> Marc's Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan
> will not be evenly distributed.
>
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Why did you write this post knowing full well how it would affect the other
members. I don't know how long you've been a member of dehai, but I'm sure that you will
recognize the consequenses of your actions. You will be lectured to for a very, very
long time, and this will spark another heated tirade in the medium.
Good job. (That, my idiotic friend, should be noted as sarcasm).
MIKAEL
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