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Subject: DID YOU KNOW ...
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and
stupidity.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull.... before.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3
friends. If they're OK, you're it.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in
rats.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget
where you live.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that
nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
Bo's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy
to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you
feel happy to be on your way.
Clothes make the person. Naked people have little or no influence on
society.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where
you left them to where you can't find them.
Marc's Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan
will not be evenly distributed.
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